A lie gets halfway around the world before the truth has a chance to get its pants on. (Sir Winston Churchill)

Whenever I climb I am followed by a dog called ‘Ego’. (Friedrich Nietzsche)

Once is happenstance. Twice is coincidence. Three times is enemy action. (Auric Goldfinger, in Goldfinger by Ian L. Fleming)

Many a man’s reputation would not know his character if they met onthe street. (Elbert Hubbard)