If you want to make an apple pie from scratch, you must first create the universe. (Carl Sagan)

The difference between ‘involvement’ and ‘commitment’ is like an eggs-and-ham breakfast: the chicken was ‘involved’ – the pig was ‘committed’. (unknown)

Not everything that can be counted counts, and not everything that counts can be counted. (Albert Einstein)

A lie gets halfway around the world before the truth has a chance to get its pants on. (Sir Winston Churchill)