Problems worthy of attack prove their worth by fighting back. (Paul Erdos)

Not everything that can be counted counts, and not everything that counts can be counted. (Albert Einstein)

I have nothing to declare except my genius. (Oscar Wildeupon arriving at U.S. customs 1882)

A lie gets halfway around the world before the truth has a chance to get its pants on. (Sir Winston Churchill)

Not everything that can be counted counts, and not everything that counts can be counted. (Albert Einstein)