If a man does his best, what else is there? (General George S. Patton)

The use of COBOL cripples the mind; its teaching should, therefore, be regarded as a criminal offense. (Edsgar Dijkstra)

The optimist proclaims that we live in the best of all possible worlds, and the pessimist fears this is true. (James Branch Cabell)

It’s kind of fun to do the impossible. (Walt Disney)

God is a comedian playing to an audience too afraid to laugh. (Voltaire)