Life is pleasant.Death is peaceful.It’s the transition that’s troublesome. (Isaac Asimov)

God is a comedian playing to an audience too afraid to laugh. (Voltaire)

Women might be able to fake orgasms. But men can fake a whole relationship. (Sharon Stone)

I can write better than anybody who can write faster, and I can write faster than anybody who can write better. (A. J. Liebling)