A lie gets halfway around the world before the truth has a chance to get its pants on. (Sir Winston Churchill)

I have nothing to declare except my genius. (Oscar Wildeupon arriving at U.S. customs 1882)

Whenever I climb I am followed by a dog called ‘Ego’. (Friedrich Nietzsche)

Once is happenstance. Twice is coincidence. Three times is enemy action. (Auric Goldfinger, in Goldfinger by Ian L. Fleming)

But at my back I always hear Time’s winged chariot hurrying near. (Andrew Marvell)